Yo mamma is so fat:

She eats Wheat Thicks.
We're in her right now.

She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.

She lay on the beach and people ran around saying, "FREE WILLY." (M.P. Monaghan)

You so short you have to look up to look down. (Crystal)

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?

Becase he was a party pooper. (Briana)

What is green and smells?

Hulk's fart.
(Azbar Kahleed)

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?

Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. (Scott)

Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!! (Pisshead 

What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. (Tejas Chachcha)